Home late again ??

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.

"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.

"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.

"I was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."

Home late again ??sheet music

Oh s*h*i*t!!! Lmao, extremely funny, but gross!!!Thumbs up for this one.

Home late again ??state theatre opera theater

like it lol
that crusty old thing again?
OOOH busted! LOL!
that is really funny.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
omg. lol!
MEGGA big Yuck, brilliant.
lol
hey that happened my husband ha ha just kidding lol
loved it, and I`m still smiling.

Keep `em coming. (pardon the pun)
That's funny!
Three good shots of Tequila should take care of that.
tht was a gud one
yuck
OMG LOL
REALLY FUNNY!!!:)
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear I can just see the look on his face, very good xxx